OLD TOMATOES - You Are Not Alone

There comes a period of life where -- if we are lucky -- we enter the Time of The Old Tomato. The Time of “Bin’ there, Dun’ that, Bought the T-shirt.” OK then, I thought after my birthday into that Certain Age where I had Bin’ There and Dun’ That, where’s my T-shirt? There weren't any. So I had some made – long ago before the turn of the new millennium. Then all my Old Tomato friends wanted one for themselves. So I made some more. And then Other People saw them on my Friends and wanted some too. So I made even more, but this time I made enough for Total Strangers like you, and ta da! Here is your opportunity to have your own sacred garment to wander the Hallowed Halls of your wisdom, age and other things we don’t necessarily want to talk about that mark your participating in the Sacred Mysteries of The Old Tomato.

They are Night Shirts and they say: Old Tomato Ripe and Juicy. They come in Large but if you really push me you can have an Extra Large or even a Medium – though I don’t know many Old Tomatoes who want Medium. It will cost you $21.95. Contact me at andrea@ashlar.org. Click on the image below to see a larger view:

Let me know if you would actually wear one in public and I’ll have some regular wear-any-time shirts made once the priestess of Shirt Making has blessed the presses.

Our next Item will be shirts for your Beloved, Your Sweetheart who is proud to be your partner: The Old Tomato Squeezer Geezer. Another $21.95. However, these will be made when the demand is high enough. Ask me and I’ll email you about when I think the Tipping Point will be reached and Everyone wants at least one. You can be the first to reserve your shirt.

There are rights and obligations that go with being a member of the Old Tomato Club and those will be included and arrive with your shirt.

There will be more to come!!!

Look forward to mugs, pens, and any other small useful objects seen regularly in everyday life!!!